31 October 2008

stand up and let's start showing - just where are lives are going to

MLS goal of the year voting is officially open. Get your freedom hating socialist Obama supporting sweet sweet ass over to:
https://securemls.mlsnet.com/mls/awards/2008/goal_of_the_year
and vote for Marcelo Gallardo's wood enducing strike from week 5 against Real Salt Lake.

enjoy bitches:

30 October 2008

you're the only one who really knew me at all

Anytime you get to see Jerry Jones punched in the dick is good day in my book.

I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind - I don't care anymore, I don't care anymore

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Sounds like this Jen broad likes to make with the brains....

28 October 2008

so you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been

You're fucking kidding me right? I haven't seen so much excitement over a result since my last trip to the free clinic. Apparently beating the worst Michigan team in 50 years for the first time in nearly a decade is reason enough to celebrate. More surprising is that an alumni from Michigan State was able to scrape together enough money from their paper route to afford a billboard. Celebrate this: all time record vs. Michigan 29 wins...and 67 loses.

Here's to you Sparty - sucking my ass.

you keep telling me you're gonna help me, but you don't