You're fucking kidding me right? I haven't seen so much excitement over a result since my last trip to the free clinic. Apparently beating the worst Michigan team in 50 years for the first time in nearly a decade is reason enough to celebrate. More surprising is that an alumni from Michigan State was able to scrape together enough money from their paper route to afford a billboard. Celebrate this: all time record vs. Michigan 29 wins...and 67 loses.
Here's to you Sparty - sucking my ass.