13 November 2008

before you know it you'll be on your knees, she's an easy lover

One word...wow. There was a time when if your pubes turned green or red it was because you met some hot Latin dude on spring break who ground up on you all night while feeding you mojitos and listening to Chalino Sanchez's greatest hits. The next morning all that was left was a pamphlet on the night stand entitled "Living with Gonorrhea" and you kept it moving. Now it appears the old fashioned way wasn't good enough for some people.

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