25 December 2008
For me there's no better way to celebrate the birth of Lord Baby Jesus, lying there in your...your little ghost manger, lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors...than by getting shit faced and making booty calls to every jew you know.
After all, it might not be what eight pound six ounce baby Jesus don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent would do. But his little known older brother Craig would appreciate it. Happy x-mas bitches: