14 December 2008

tell me it's black when I know that it's white

Wow, I thought everyone used the internet the same way: browsing for porno of broads who look like ex-girlfriends getting gang banged, porno of broads who are 18 but look 15 and are getting gang banged, porno of broads who look like both an exgirlfriend and who are 18 but look 15 and are getting gang banged, trying to buy roofies on craig's list, and of course making charitable donations to the national orginization of women - god damn court order. Now finding that perfect scene of that size 22 pastyface trailer trash is going to be a whole lot easier, at least for some:

Blackbird beta is available for download
Nov. 24, 2008.
After more than six months of development, 40A, Inc. has completed the development of the Blackbird internet browser, a software application designed for the African American community by the African American community. The Company has also today announced a grassroots marketing program to promote the Blackbird Browser -- making available banners and buttons for use on websites to promote downloads of the Blackbird Browser. The Blackbird download graphics can be obtained from the Company's website under the tab, "Spread the Word."

This is such fucking horseshit. I like overweight white chicks with big fat asses in my porn too. Now I can't see it because the internet is getting all segregated? Not cool. Actually, I don't like white chicks with big fat asses so it's not going to affect my jerking off....errrr web browsing one bit. However some people are getting all uppity about their pornography being taken away. Below are just a few of the comments left on one of the company's press releases promoting the new browser (I ommited the most racist ones.......but if you'd like to read them they are right here - I mean here - seriously they're here)

Sheldon Wayne - December 12, 2008 at 7:32pm
So where is WhiteBird, BrownBird, RedBird and YellowBird?? The very idea that black people need a "unique" web browser speaks volumes about its developers. If you ever want racism to die this kind of none sense has to be killed. Do you not see that you are promoting the very ideas that racism is based upon. C'mon a little common sense is all it takes!!

joe buzz - December 12, 2008 at 8:53am
Nice work! I suppose you are still testing your beta versions of; Yellowbird, Brownbird, Redbir,. Olivebird and PastieWhitebird?

Drinkin 40 - December 10, 2008 at 3:03pm
Brandon best shet yo white ass up before I cap yo honky ass

Blacky - December 10, 2008 at 3:01pm
Yo this browsuh be the shit, now I can get maps to all of the local ABC stores and KFCs without the white man bringing me down

Where da 40 at? - December 10, 2008 at 1:57pm
Yo son where da fortday at son i tried on google i was like shit who dat is white crackers spinning shit wit da forday and da fried chicken. Dis is what i been waitin on son you know was good you see dis banadana it is what it is shortay time to get some fried chicken and some fordays.

confused - December 9, 2008 at 9:24pm
I refuse to use this because google and many other sites still appear white, if we are going to do this we should do it right and make EVERYTHING black. Also can we make the icons spin like my rims? that would be cool! maybe have like some mad intro beats when you open it, you know keep it real.

Bananas flambe - December 9, 2008 at 9:22pm
Black people get on the internets?

Woc Da Phuc - December 9, 2008 at 4:00pm
Hi, my name is Phuc Dat Bich. Are you guys planning to make an "Asian Browser?" Us Viet Congs are looking for better ways to find Pho, Coffee shops, and most importantly...a browser with a sideways/slanted perspective. Thank you, Phuc Dat Bich

Mrs. Cracker - December 9, 2008 at 3:48pm
Truly genius! I'm Caucasian myself (notice my name :)) I'm going to share this wonderful browser with all of my colored friends for Christmas. This is so crackin' it makes me feel like sayin' "Ain't no thang but a chicken wang!" WOOOOOOO

Such outrage. Blackbird can have all the bbw porn. Take that repugnant shit off of my web browser so that next time I've got my pants around my ankles, belt around my neck, two fingers shoved in my ass, and all my klenex and lotion layed out I don't somehow stumble on to some 350 pounder with an unkept bush dropping down to get her eagle on. The only comment I really disagree with is Mr. Phuc Dat Bich's...I know at least one person who'd be upset if the sleepyheads got their own web browser.


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