31 December 2008

tonight, tonight, tonight

Last post of the year, last top 5 of the year. What's that you say? This song isn't from 2008? Well guess what - fuck you! None of these fucking songs are from 2008, but they're also all from 2008. Figure that one out - you fucking nit picky uppity fuck.

Top 5 Songs of 2008

Enjoy Bitches:

#5 - Bump N' Grind - R. Kelly

No better song to scream at the top of your lungs before getting kicked out of pint night and banging a tranny. "BUT MY BODY IS TELLING ME NO!"

#4 - Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance? - 2 live crew

If you've ever spent any time in a "gentleman's club" and by gentleman's club I mean a titty bar where they'll grind you because they need money to buy baby formula, support their meth habit, or just have "daddy issues" - then this song is for you.

#3 - Little Tiny Mustache - Stephen Lynch

If you've ever dated a jewish broad, or had a friend who dated a war criminal this song is sure to make you l-o-l.

#2 - Make it Rain - Fat Joe

Through out the year this song provided hours of l-o-l-ing (and as a matter of principal I never l-o-l). Ever wonder what it'd be like to get off the metro and make it rain on a vagrant? Or how it would go over at church if you made it rain on the volunteer passing the collection plate? And for the record - making it rain = gangsta, making out in the rain = gay.

#1 - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight - Genesis

One of the greatest songs ever written. The inspiration for this blog, a strip club coming to you soon, and a song that is perfectly okay for a car full of drunk men to sing in a gas station parking lot. The next person with an unkind word to say about Phil is going to get fucked up.

Top 5 honorable mention....only for the video

#1 - Beliy Plaschik - t.A.T.u.
This song actually is from 2008, by far the best video of the year. I have no idea what they're saying, and I can't decide which is hotter, when the one broad gets completely naked, or the pregnant one get's shot - either way pass the picante sauce and lock the door on your way out.


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