Last post of the year, last top 5 of the year. What's that you say? This song isn't from 2008? Well guess what - fuck you! None of these fucking songs are from 2008, but they're also all from 2008. Figure that one out - you fucking nit picky uppity fuck.
Top 5 Songs of 2008
#5 - Bump N' Grind - R. Kelly
No better song to scream at the top of your lungs before getting kicked out of pint night and banging a tranny. "BUT MY BODY IS TELLING ME NO!"
#4 - Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance? - 2 live crew
If you've ever spent any time in a "gentleman's club" and by gentleman's club I mean a titty bar where they'll grind you because they need money to buy baby formula, support their meth habit, or just have "daddy issues" - then this song is for you.
#3 - Little Tiny Mustache - Stephen Lynch
If you've ever dated a jewish broad, or had a friend who dated a war criminal this song is sure to make you l-o-l.
#2 - Make it Rain - Fat Joe
Through out the year this song provided hours of l-o-l-ing (and as a matter of principal I never l-o-l). Ever wonder what it'd be like to get off the metro and make it rain on a vagrant? Or how it would go over at church if you made it rain on the volunteer passing the collection plate? And for the record - making it rain = gangsta, making out in the rain = gay.
#1 - Tonight, Tonight, Tonight - Genesis
One of the greatest songs ever written. The inspiration for this blog, a strip club coming to you soon, and a song that is perfectly okay for a car full of drunk men to sing in a gas station parking lot. The next person with an unkind word to say about Phil is going to get fucked up.
Top 5 honorable mention....only for the video
#1 - Beliy Plaschik - t.A.T.u.
This song actually is from 2008, by far the best video of the year. I have no idea what they're saying, and I can't decide which is hotter, when the one broad gets completely naked, or the pregnant one get's shot - either way pass the picante sauce and lock the door on your way out.