"Alright, you take your twenty year old right? Yeah, great body, no contest. You want skills? You gotta go at least thirty, thirty-five. Now you're gonna have to give up a little bit of tone for that, okay? Because, thirty, thirty-five....I don't care if you go to the gym twice, three times a day, it don't matter, twenty year old bodys gone bye-bye. But you get over that visual thing and I'll tell you something, alright, you have never had what you will have with a forty year old woman....if it's the right forty year old woman. And if you are ever fortunate enough to run into the right fifty year old woman, oh my god - you have no idea. You have no fucking idea."
-Trent (Ron Livingston) Body Shots
Things that typically affect women when they get on the wrong side of 50 include but are not limited to: vericose veins, cottage cheese thighs, droopy cans, saggy ass, wrinkly grill, desert poon, oprah arms, and of course the dreaded cankles. While I generally prefer my broads look closer to sixteen than sixty, in honor of the lovely Kim Gordon's birthday today, a look at the top 5 hottest rockers over 50.
#5 -Sheila E 51 - the Revolution (December 12, 1957)
#4 - Nancy Wilson 55 - Heart (March 16, 1954)