07 April 2009

you called me from the room in your hotel

top 5 hottest female athletes

#5 - Natalie Gulbis
(would have ranked higher if she wasn't letting this dude put stones to her)

Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

#4 - Kerri Walsh

Even hotter than Maverick, Goose, and Iceman playing while Kenny Loggins sings perhaps the gayest line ever written "....and the boys"

#3 - Heather Mitts

What'd you do? A girl doesn't give the opposing team the finger and tell their coach, "Up yours!" A girl doesn't refer to the referee a blind bastard. A girl doesn't slap another girl on the ass and say, "You're hot stuff!" And a girl doesn't say "I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!"

#2 - Allison Stokke

Speak softly and carry a big stick.....oh and it doesn't hurt if you have a nice rack

#1 - Sasha Cohen

I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.

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