I think I've covered ad nauseum my love for crazy broads, however, these chicks are worth another mention. And while I've never been a big fan of the "women in prison" porno angle, if it was starring any of these lovely ladies I might change my mind. Something about the hint of psychopath in their eyes, the helplessness of being behind bars, the knowledge that at any moment they could strike again! I mean anyone can do a year or two in the clink for some trumped up white collar crime like tax evasion, or insider trading, but to kill a man with a horse tranquilizer and watch him slowly die, or slipping someone a lethal dose of Xanax, Valium, and black tar heroin? Now that takes a special kind of lady. In that spirit goingdownlikeamonkey presents:
the top 5 hot killers
#5 - Leslie MacKool currently serving life with out parole
When 22 year old Leslie Shepherd married 45 year old Michael MacKool her father was heartbroken. Upon his death 5 years later Leslie still expected a large portion of her father's $2 million estate to be left to her. When she found out she was left a mere $25k what did she do? She hid in the bushes in front of her mother's house and stabbed her to death - some 74 times nearly severing her head from her body. Found guilty of capital murder she received life in prison with out parole.
#4 Sarah Dutra eligible for parole October 2011 (call me)
Convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the poisoning of her boss - Sacramento lawyer Laurence McNabney. On September 11, 2001 21 year old Dutra and McNabney's wife Lauren Sims killed him, liquidated $250k of his assets, and road tripped it to Vegas before checking into the Bellagio with his corpse stuffed securely in the trunk of their Jaguar. Later they'd stuff him in their home's refrigerator and duct tape it closed. The FBI would find him some four months later buried in a vineyard near Linden, California. Sims eventually hung herself in prison leaving the lovely Sarah Dutra to stand trial alone.
#3 Ashley Humphrey release date 2030
In 2004, on the day following her wedding 19 year old Ashley Humphrey followed Sandee Rozzo home and shot her eight times in her garage. The reason? Her husband Timothy Humphrey was to face Rozzo in court for charges of sexual assault. Being a repeat offender he faced 10 years in prison. In 2006 Humphrey testified against her husband in exchange for a reduced sentence.
#2 Sandy Murphy released after re-trial in November 2004
Convicted of murder, conspiracy, robbery, grand larceny and burglary in connection with the killing of Las Vegas millionaire and one-time proprietor of Binion's Horseshoe Ted Binion. Where did she meet Ted Binion you ask? At Cheetah's Gentlemans Club where she was dancing at the time of course. Later when the relationship went south Ted Binion hired Rick Tabish to construct an underground vault on the floor of the Nevada desert to hide between 7 and 14 million dollars worth of silver from Sandy. Tabish and Murphy were convicted of Binion's murder in May of 2000.
#1 Amanda "Foxy" Knox release date December 2035
22 year old Seattle exchange student convicted of sexually assaulting and killing her roommate during a drug fueled orgy with her boyfriend Rafael Sollecito and friend Rudy Guede in Perugia, Italy. While waiting for questioning Foxy Knoxy reportedly entertained the Italian Polizia with cartwheels and splits before confessing to the crime. Later she would claim she was coerced into making the confession through assault by the Polizia. Whether she did it or not, she's definitely guilty of one thing - being hot. The winner of prison essay contests was sentenced to 26 years, her boyfriend of two weeks was given 25.