22 March 2010

mozzer monday - unhappy birthday

morrissey, birthday, unhappy birthday"There's nothing different about me. I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. And occasionally kicking the fuck out of someone."

For someone that loves to make it all about me, March 24th is the one day of the year I wish everyone would just fucking ignore. So if you're looking for me on Wednesday, I'll be sitting in a dark room somewhere, enjoying the sound of the Smiths and the taste of the cold barrel of a desert eagle .50. Oh, and it doesn't say replica down the side of it either. Now....fuck off.

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